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Drunk!JapanXReader-Go to Sleep!!!

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Sighing, you closed the book you were reading and set it down on the table. You desperately wanted to keep reading, but seeing as it was 12:04 and you had work in the morning, you decided doing so would probably not be the best idea.

You were just about to go to the bathroom to get your pajamas on when you heard a knock on the door. "Who the holy Roman Empire could that be?" You thought, walking back down the stairs and walking towards the door.

"Gilbert? Francis? Antonio?" You'd asked once you'd opened the door.

"Hola, chica." Toni said.

"H-hey (_____)." Gilbert said, shifting a heap of something-or rather, someone- in his arms. Francis and Antonio were behind him, Francis obviously drunk and Toni obviously trying to keep him still.

"What are you doing here? And what is that?" You questioned, pointing to the heap.

"Oh, this? This, well....this is Kiku."

"What?!" You exclaimed, realizing that it was Kiku. Gilbert was holding him from under his arms, and Kiku, with his head down, was snoring softly. "What happened to him?!?"

Gilbert laughed nervously. "Well, you see, Lugwig, Feliciano, Kiku, Francis, Toni and I all decided to go to a bar, and I thought it would be funny to see Kiku drunk, so I spiked his drink a little bit and, well, this happened."

"Oh jeez." You said, rubbing your forehead. "Gil, I scold you later, when I'm not so tired, but for now, I'm just gonna cut the chase- what are you doing here?"

"Well, after Kiku got drunk, we discovered that he was just one of those lame drunks who just gets a little tipsy then fall asleep, so since I was the one who spiked his drink, Ludwig said that I had to take care of him, so I was driving him to his house when he woke up and said he wanted to come here."

"So?!?! Gilbert, he was drunk! You should have just brought him home!"

"Bring him hooooome." Francis sang in the backround. You all ignored him.

"He insisted that he come here, chica." Antonio said. "Otherwise, we would have."

You sighed. "Well, I'm not taking care of him, I have work in the morning."

"Pllleeease, frau?" Gilbert begged.

"Absolutely not."

"Hey chica, what's that?" Toni asked, pointing behind you.

You turned your head for a quick glance, and, seeing nothing, you turned back to see the Trio running away, Kiku now lying on your front porch.

"Hey! Wait, come back!!!!!!!!" You yelled at them, Gilbert and Antonio running away, Francis stumbling behind them.

"Sorry Chicaaa!" Toni yelled.

You sighed and looked down at Kiku, who was lying face down on the ground.

"Poor guy..." You said, kneeling down and ruffling his hair. Suddenly, his eyes opened and he lifted his head.

"Konichiwaa, (____)." He said, smiling. "What are you doing here?"

"I live here." You said.

"Oh...I like it.." He said.

"How do you feel?"

"Like a biiiiig riceball."

You tried your hardest not to laugh at that comment. "Okaaay...you're obviously still drunk....Do you want to come inside?"

"Hai, that would be very nice."

He slowly got up, struggling a little bit, and came inside, looking around in awe like a small child, even though he'd been there before.

"Why don't you sleep on the couch?" You asked.

"Okay!~" He said, smiling dopily and wobbling over to your (C/c) sofa.

You went to the hall closet and pulled out a blanket and a pillow and plopped them on the couch.

"Alright, there you go."

"Thank you, (____)~"

"No problem, Kiku."

You then went to your room and plopped down on the bed, now utterly exausted. You turned out the light, and were just about to go to sleep when....

"(______)?"

You rubbed your eyes and sat up to see Kiku standing at the door, draging his blanket like a small child.

"Yes, Kiku?"

"I'm looonely." He whined, "Can I sleep in here?"

You were appalled that he wanted to sleep in the same room as you, normally he would be greatly opposed to such a thing. You blamed it on the drunkenness and brushed it off.

"Sure, you can sleep on the floor."

"Thank you, (_____)"

You sighed and closed your eyes again. You were just about to fall asleep when....

"I wanna be, the very best, like no one ever waaaass~"

"Uh, Kiku?"

"To catch them is my real test, to train them is my caaauuuse~"

"Kiku, what are you doing?" You asked groggily.

"Singing the Pokemon theme song!" He replied happily.

You yet again resisted the urge to burst out lauging. "Could you not? I'm trying to sleep here."

"Oh. Okay." He said, plopping back down on the pillow.

You shook your head and closed your eyes once again, only to be interrupted a third time, but this time for a completely different reason.

"(_____), (_____), (___________)." He sang.

You sighed. "Yes, Kiku?"

"(____), she's so preetty."

"W-what?" You stuttered.

"I love (_____)."

You stiffened. Surely he didn't mean that. It was just the drunkenness talking, right?

"K-kiku, just go back to sleep."

"But I can't! I'm too busy thinking about (____)."

"Kiku-"

"I really, really, like (______)."

"W-wait, what!?!"

"I like her, but I'm too afraid to tell her because I'm afraid she won't like me back." He said sadly.

"Y-you like m- er, (_____)?"

"Yup!" He chirped, "In fact, I loooove her! But shhhh! You can't tell her!" He said, plopping back down onto the pillow and shutting his eyes. In seconds, he was back asleep, but you were now wide awake.

Your face was as red as Toni's tomatoes, and you couldn't believe your ears. Did he really like you? Well, he'd sounded pretty sincere, even for being drunk...

You smiled and knelt down next to him, kissing his forehead.

"I love you too, Kiku."

Oh jeez. If he remembered all this in the morning, he was going to be so embarrassed. Oh, well, even if he didn't remember, you were never going to let him live it down anyway.

You then climbed back in bed and were just about to fall asleep when....

"KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!"

"OH MY GOSH, KIKU!!!! GO TO SLEEP!!!"
Well.
Um. Here.
Have a Drunk Japan. XD

I have no idea where this came from. All I know is that I was reeally tired when I wrote it. And that Japan is waaayyy out of character, but that's okay, right? I mean, he is drunk.

Hetalia is not mine.
Nor is the cover image. (If the thing even friggin' shows up)

I'll probably end up putting some percabeth up later. Maybe....

Anyway, bye for now!
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Cricketina's avatar
LMao i wish theur was a sequel even if it was short, like, a pharagraph long.